Friday, January 25, 2013

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIX: Hero Worship Takes Another Hit, Plus The Underachievers Take On The Overcheaters



More than a liar, that Lance
A bully and a douche, at a glance
A yellow bracelet on the shelf
Can’t wear it and be a better self
Learn to look at our “heroes” askance

One thing you have to say for the ultra-rich
Without conscience, they love to bitch
Phil Mickelson the latest of jackasses
To complain about paying taxes
Shut up and worry about your career in a ditch

Corruption is standard in the Big Easy
But that bitch Nagin was particularly sleazy
The ex-mayor indicted
New Orleans is slighted
Politics in Louisiana makes you queasy

From their lofty hypocritical perch
They sold fake division-champs merch
The fraud has gone underground
But you’d better believe it’s still around
UNC praying the NCAA stops its search

Gutlessness cost them the other night
Selfishness and a lack of fight
Matador defense on display
Turnovers and foul trouble all day
Can the hard things be done to put it right?

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