Manti Te’o, what the hell
A fraud or an idiot, can’t tell
Lazy journalism on display
And hero worship, I’d say
Character counts, even in the
NFL
Te’o said Bill Brasky was a
third-round steal
Roomed with Kaiser Soze, tried
to cop a feel
Said high school coach named Rute
Knockne
Said Anthony Munoz couldn’t
block me
Degree from Hogwarts: “a pretty
good deal”
State might not be a fluke
Throttled the Devils of puke
Jefferson fouled out
Then proceeded to pout
Even the refs couldn’t save poor
Dook
But then the Pack went to
College Park
And stumbled around in the dark
Played in brutal fits and starts
Blew an ugly win with brain
farts
Focus and sharing were way off
the mark
Playing chicken with fiscal
cliff tiff
Stalling the assault weapon riff
Partisanship overriding what’s
best
Divisiveness won’t take a rest
Maybe Congress should be next
off the cliff
Of nostalgia, already a twinge
The intensity is sure to singe
A two-hour series finale awaits
The team will learn their fates
Oh, please don’t leave me
“Fringe”
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