Friday, August 17, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVII: Pussy Riot Shouldn’t Be In Jail, Plus The Misogyny Campaign Gets Cranking





“Pussy Riot attacks Putin,” they said
A headline you can’t dream up dead
Even in commie Russia, it’s wild
Now they’re going to be trialed
Why couldn’t this happen to Bieber instead?

A bipolar receiver got cut
After a wifely head butt
If Chad Johnson could actually play
They might look the other way
But good riddance to a washed-up nut

Can’t read or watch the news
Without getting a severe case of the blues
A suicide bomb killed 40 there
Murders and fraud everywhere
So many lost and so much left to lose

Likeability “Big Brother” does lack
Middle-aged tools keep coming back
A twitchy 9-year-old creep scheming
A chef who can’t talk without screaming
Liked it better when it wasn’t so whack

In the latest GOP steaming shit heap
They’ve picked Paul Ryan as Veep
A Tea Party tool in the spotlight
Should go over well in a debate fight
Politics in general should be put to sleep

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