A trip down memory lane
Of MSI going up in flames
Remembering games of whiffle
With a headshake and a sniffle
Sauceboxes made sense of the
insane
Who knew they had theaters for
porn vid?
Apparent Fred Willard did
Got caught Pee Weeing his Herman
Instead of giving a contrite
sermon
He laughed it off like a
72-year-old kid
Ernie Els added to his trophy
fame
Adam Scott lost the Open in
shame
He had a mighty choke
To lose it all by a stroke
But both brought class to the
game
In the wake of Sanduskygate
Deserved hammering of Penn State
The NCAA weighed in fast
Which is unlike their history
past
But they deserved their ultimate
fate
Blessed we are once again
A healthy wee next of kin
Taken our home from three to
four
A boy and a girl we adore
Now just go the fuck to sleep,
Finn
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