Would play fetch to hell and
back
And eat frozen peas as a snack
Content with a hug and belly rub
Then wait out storms in a tub
A big heart and spirit Ike
didn’t lack
Once thought a stand-up dude
Now only known for his ‘tude
Dwight Howard the douche
His rep gone with a “whoosh!”
Massengill sponsors his mood
DUIs and assaults and all hell
Holdouts and failed tests, just
swell
The football crime wave heats up
Hope Goodell has enough ink in
his cup
Welcome to summer in the NFL
Arrests continue in a flurry
Big-mouth douches fill headlines
in a hurry
Santonio Holmes launches a media
attack
Vick continues to show logic he
does lack
Make them shut the fuck up, can
you Siri?
Anticipation for “The Dark Night”
Devolved into terror and fright
A sociopath piece of shit
Showed no remorse, not a little
bit
I weep for a lost sense of what’s
right
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