Friday, February 26, 2016

Limerick Friday #397: A Brilliant Look At The ‘70s Music Industry, Plus Miami’s Bust Identification Season Is Quickly Approaching




The cutthroat ‘70s music biz
An NYC made of bellbottoms, coke, and jizz
A force of nature, Bobby Cannavale
Like a walking, snorting bacchanal
“Vinyl” makes you say “gee whiz”

Another in a string of defeats
At the hands of the Cheats
Cat Barber’s the best
But it’s a one-man team mess
Gottfried can’t afford many repeats

A rocky six-episode run
Finished with intensity by the ton
Was it another placeholder
For a psudeo-Scully and Mulder
There’s more to tell about a smoking gun

I motivate like Matt Foley
Fuck up the redesign, slowly
 I’ve given 35 presentations
Show up drunk without hesitation
My hair smells like desperation and Stoli

Can you cut on a dime?
Do you interview sublime?
Are you pre-injured or a bad fit?
Miami’ll put a ring on it
Welcome to NFL Combine time



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