Friday, December 18, 2015

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIII: Dolphin Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves, Plus Melancholidays



 Ineptitude beyond explanation or reason
Another year, another lost season
A franchise which was once so proud
Now just sucks out loud
And no end in sight to be teasin’

A letdown season for Doeren
Pack fans & recruits are snorin’
A home loss to UNC
A disappointment in Year 3
Improvement a concept foreign

Gronk took a shot on the knee
Ingram and Blount made three
Amari Cooper in witness protection
Robbie Gould got a yips infection
The Scooters all abandoned me

Not sure where to put the blame
After a disastrous fantasy playoff game
The injuries I was fearing
Nuke Hopkins disappearing
A great team and season up in flames
 
When the lights are all aglow
And thoughts turn to nog and snow
When the ornaments are all hung
And the carols beautifully song
I’ll forever think of Mo




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