Friday, October 23, 2015

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXV: The Amazin’s Race Into The Fall Classic, Plus The Fins May Have Found An Identity At Long Last




Answered all kinds of queries
Continued Cubbie curse theories
But at the end of the day
You just have to say
The Metsies are back in the Series

Inherited a lot of money
Thinks racism is kinda funny
Bankruptcy his way of life
Ignorance wielded like a knife
Can only say “Shut the fuck up, Donny

With his own personal style
Been hitting the ball a mile
With every bat flip whirled
It’s Daniel Murphy’s world
Best performance I’ve seen in a while

Recruiting trips with refills
Rang up huge bar bills
Call plays while he was drunk
His own program he sunk
Steve Sarkisian, go fix your ills

Got physical for a change
Which looked kinda strange
The Dolphins setting the tone
The Titans they did own
Can they stay in this physical range?




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