Two
years too late
Joe
Philbin met his fate
A
nice guy with some wit
Couldn’t
coach for shit
The
‘Fins are in a sorry state
A
caricature of an NFL coach
Dan
Campell brings a new approach
A
pumped-up believer in hitting
Has
the entire roster shitting
Hopefully
the win column it’ll broach
Against
all odds, I made
One
helluva helpful trade
DeAndre
Hopkins came my way
Tyrod
Taylor I sent away
Hoping
Nuke can help me get paid
Lined
up four cupcakes
Drubbed
‘em all, for Pete’s sakes
But
when they played an actual team
At
the top there rose no cream
A
culmination of many Pack mistakes
As
the Mets do postseason prep
A
d-bag lives up to his rep
Matt
Harvey determined to piss off a city
With
an attitude detrimental and shitty
He’d
do well to watch his every step
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