Friday, September 11, 2015

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXII: The Deflatriots Bitch-Slap Goodell, Plus Matt Harvey May Not Escape From New York



Brady skated away scot-free
With an overturned guilty plea
A win for the rules dodger
A loss for the inept Roger
Cheating pays, can’t you see?

Armed with a beer and a quip
I shot every round from the hip
Instincts behind a fantasy draft
After yet another lottery shaft
Solid roster with which I can whip

Refugees escaping terror
As their lives get even barer
The coming border war
Is at our doorstep for sure
The question is can we be fairer

I’ll just say it, by gawd
The ‘Fins have a respectable squad
Optimism abounds down south
After years of getting punched in the mouth
Rare ground for this fanbase to trod

The king of Queens, he was
Swept up in the Mets buzz
‘Til he really stepped in it
Unveiling an innings limit
Now Harvey’s public enemy #1, cuz



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