Friday, June 05, 2015

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVXXXIII: Now What Will Local “Media” Do To Defend The University Of No Control?



The allegations read
Words to be dread
By every Tar Hole
Lack of Institutional Control
“Burn it down,” they said

A seven-run lead
With five outs to bleed
Then a meltdown from hell
Bad karma, alive and well
NC State Shit, indeed

They tried to play coy
Exhausted every ploy
The cover-ups kinda worked
‘Til Willingham twerked
Will they finally shit-can Ol’ Roy?

The low point of the sports year
Punctuated by a yawn and a beer
But summer has arrove
Beach-goers in droves
Family time is finally here



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