Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVXXX: The Hammer Falls On The Deflatriots, Plus “Mad Men” Ponders Painful Farewell

A collection of cheating tools

With zero respect for the rules

Brady got held to the fire

For being a habitual liar

Belicheat plays the NFL for fools

As the days dwindle past

Denial has set in fast

The Letterman finale is near

For an icon we hold so dear

Let’s make every punchline last

A pitching staff to be feared

But an offense that’s disappeared

Young arms carry the Mets

But bats as bad as it gets

First place does feel kinda weird

A Pete-Trudy happy ending

Walkabout Don’s fate is impending

Peggy is off on her own

No mention of Roger or Joan

Betty’s lung cancer a bit heart-rending

Will he finally be Dick Whitman?

Will we see Megan again?

Will Roger stick with Marie Calvet?

Will Ken have his final say?

Hoping it’ll make us remember when

Last time …