Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVXXVII: Spieth Humiliates Augusta National, Plus When Will Don Draper Start Swinging Back?

Tiger’s involuntary bequeath

The title to Jordan Spieth

Trounced the field at the Masters

His ascents just got even fasters

He and Rory could be a rivalry with teeth

“True Detective” trailer

Couldn’t really be any fail-er

Casting choices gone wrong

Gonna pay for it for long

Can Fukunaga find a way to tailor?

The draft is quickly approaching

Insanity the ‘Fins usually encroaching

A receiver or running back, perhaps indeed

Or a corner or guard, both needs

But does it really matter, with the coaching?

“True Detective” captivated

“The Jinx” agitated

Now “Silicon Valley” is back

Plus “Veep” returns to attack

With HBO, no one’s equated

Don getting beaten down

By women all around

Loneliness pervades his pores

The ad life, it only bores

Will he skip New York town?

Last time …