Friday, January 30, 2015

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVXII: Cheaters Doing Cheating Things, Plus Feels-Kicking “Parenthood” Bids Adieu


Here’s coming the cheating again
It’s not if, it’s when
Belicheat pretended not to know
Brady lied in the snow
Get your asterisks ready, men

Didn’t think it’d be for me
Five days down at Disney
There were inconsiderate pricks
And lots of selfie sticks
But magical, I admit freely

The face of the Cubbies you knew
Ernie Banks was Wrigley, it’s true
One of the best shortstops of all time
They called him “Mr. Sunshine”
Whaddya say we play two

Denver’s kneejerk reaction
Should help Chicago gain traction
John Fox comes to the Midway
To jumpstart the Bears’ play
Already the offseason’s best transaction
 
The kinda family we should
Be if only we could
Drama included
Reality undiluted
Farewell, underrated “Parenthood”



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