Friday, October 31, 2014

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIX: Avenging The Bob-Kabob, Plus The ‘Fins Stumble Across The .500 Mark




The cannibals hacked apart
After they made Bob depart
But some left for D.C. Loop
You never split up the group!
The season off to a rousing start

Seems like a likeable-enough guy
And Dave Doeren really does try
But cooked-up stats on youth
Is a little bit uncouth
For Pack football, excuses never go on bye

Good gracious alive
Wee Ube’s five
Where does the time go
Mo’s proud, don’t you know
Not ready for girlhood to arrive

By the hair of my chinny-chin-chin
A most necessary win
Sitting at 5-3
The Scooters hopefully
Get a playoff push to begin
 
Playing the dreadful Jags
The offense made me gags
The D bailed them out
And made it a rout
At 4-3, optimism still lags



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