Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVI: “Homeland” Plot’s Sloggin’ While Dude’s Hoggin’, Plus “Twin Peaks” To Return In 2016

Carrie’s still batshit crazy

The writing’s still lazy

Despite marketing nearly viral

Homeland’s continued downward spiral

Its future lookin’ a little hazy

Pulled ourselves back off the mat

Then trounced big-headed Pat

Our record now 4-1

The Scooters have only begun

Now if we can only get healthy, stat

The sound of Saturday Night Live

Taken for granted when he was alive

To Don Pardo, a belated RIP

His voice meant comedy to me

With him, voiceovers did thrive

As it goes off into that good night

No sense or point in sight

It has no plot or motto

It’s turned into Grand Theft Auto

“Sons of Anarchy” has now seen the light

It’s ending kind of a pooper

Especially for Agent Cooper

But a quarter-century has passed

Now “Twin Peaks” back at last

Expecting a show even loopier

Last time …