Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIV: Taking In A Route At Hot, Dusty Pinehurst, Plus We Won’t See The Likes Of Tony Gwynn Again

Kaymer made putts that were obscene

And drove like a German machine

We hung out on five tee

Where Dustin Johnson had to pee

It was over early, but it was a scene

Was definitely pretty droll

Got the Steelers on a title roll

An oft-overlooked coach

His teams beyond reproach

RIP to Chuck Noll

Around the world, it’s thriving

In the US, they say, “Too much diving”

Have you seen a basketball game?

With too many flops to name?

I, for one, glad the World Cup’s arriving

Analysts kept blowing the Heat

Refused to accept defeat

‘Til the Spurs wrecked ‘em soundly

Then were applauded roundly

Sports coverage a laughable feat

Farewell to the best hitter I ever saw

His swing made you drop your jaw

To Tony Gwynn all fans were connected

His passing hit me harder than expected

Always had a smile and guffaw

Last time …