Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIV: “True Detective” Ends With A Whimper, Not A Bang, Plus Tony Buckets Takes Greensboro

Though intensity ruled the day
A ho-hum finale, I’d say

Questions left unanswered, so sure

Cohle had a life-saving cure

“True Detective” still much more than OK

Survive and advance, you know

The Pack gettin’ into a flow

They owe the ‘Cuse one

Perhaps go on a run?

One down, three to go

Help wanted, so they say

You may be right for us, OK?

But descriptions misleading

Don’t know what they’re needing

Keep plugging each and every day

A fanbase of hopeless derps

Filled the media with clueless twerps

The ACC said, “Later, bitches”

Maryland back to revenue glitches

Get the hell out, you useless Terps

Even the blind could see

He was the class of the ACC

Congrats to Tony Buckets

The national media can suck its

The league’s best easily

Last time …