A crackhead bottomless pit
And a fat piece of shit
This is Toronto’s mayor
Hate to be a taxpayer
Rob Ford is Canada’s latest zit
Close losses rule the day
Five in a row, though? Oy vey
Of the QBs, I do warn
They can’t hit the side of a
barn
Can the Pack finish and find a
way?
Fantasy football, what the hail
Every year without fail
Favored by 40, but no luck
Leaves me sayin’ what the f%$k
It’s inevitable, but I won’t
bail
Night is coming much quicker
Flu season makes everyone sicker
The holidays quickly approaching
Spirits, they are encroaching
Need lotsa eggnog with liquor
A team without an identity or
star
From relevance, the franchise is
far
The Dolphins are a laughingstock
Very easy to bash and mock
Rock bottom? Oh, there you are
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