Friday, May 18, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVI: Emotional Finale Sets Stage For Farewell “Fringe” Season, Plus Jealousy Drives “Mad Men” Plotlines




Olivia got shot in the head
Woke up pregnant instead
They animated a dead chick
Then ruined Bell’s shtick
“They’re coming” the warning ahead

To Raleigh he said he would come
Lied to the coaches, say some
Entered a promising ‘tweener
Will exit a helluva screener
Jefferson to the Dookies, kinda dumb

As Facebook goes IPO
Some caution to go slow
Grandmas rule it now
Can it be saved and how?
Zuckerberg missed his window

Josh Beckett, a pro athlete cliché
Doesn’t care, what can you say
Said he was injured, which stinks
But then went out and hit the links
Lovable losers to douches in every way
 
The return of fat Betty
Jealousy has made her petty
Roger beds ex in her space
Don puts Ginsberg in place
As voice of reason, Meg’s ready

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