Friday, April 27, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIV: ‘Fins Finally Pull The Trigger On A Triggerman, Plus Go Watch A Movie With Peggy



Stood their ground at #8
Made a choice that I can’t hate
Ryan Tannehill is the guy
The bar hasn’t been set high
But hope has arrived much too late

Suspensions from bounties abound
Now the FBI is digging around
A rough offseason in the Big Easy
The going has been less than Brees-y
The Saints’ stupidity does astound

He’s not very astute
He’s stolen plenty of loot
Left his dying wife
Led a deplorable life
Good riddance, brutal Newt

How low can UNC football go?
Fedoucha keeps running his mouth so
For a program known for cheat, cheat, punt
The new coach is a bit of a cunt
Asking for a sixth beatdown in a row

Peggy’s life in disarray
Gave a random an HJ
Roger a hilarious tour de force
Dropped acid, then got a divorce
Don’s marriage and work ain’t OK

Last time

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