Friday, November 25, 2011

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIII: Ohio State Goes From The Frying Pan Into The Fire, Plus Matt Moore’s Arm Punts Lift Miami


Twice he did up and quit
A douche more than a little bit
Urban keeps up the lies
Will join the cheatin’ Buckeyes
To see how the vest does fit

If it wasn’t for bad luck
My team wouldn’t suck
A team full of chokers
Frauds, busts and jokers
Fantasy season ain’t worth a &uck

Rough few weeks to be fair
Tired of the doctor’s chair
Grateful to be living
Wish you a happy T’giving
Relaxation would certainly be rare

A season of hiccups and burps
Then destroyed the Tiger twerps
Helped Clemson remember
They’re Clemson in November
Now will they choke vs. the Terps?

Three in a freaking row?
Still such a long way to go
No more Suck for Luck
All in like a Matt Moore duck
A rainbow in a season of woe

Last time

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